Grand Theft 40k

[jason1977]

No Im not saying go jack a delivery truck from GW.

What would you jack if you were an aspiring ork mek??

Rules:

Must be in a current codex or GW book. FW is out since not everyone has the rules/background.
You will be allowed to take monster creatures from the nid book.
Wanna press your luck? Take more than one.


Please explain why as well.

Let the crimes begin!

PS I dont play Fantasy so if someone wishes to start another topic for Fantasy that might be fun for those players

[MagickalMemories]

That depends on the rules for what you'd 'Loot." Would it just turn into an Orky "Looted Vehicle" from the codex, or would you get to use the rules for it, somehow?

Eric

[jason1977]

That depends on the rules for what you'd 'Loot." Would it just turn into an Orky "Looted Vehicle" from the codex, or would you get to use the rules for it, somehow?

Eric

whatever you want. ork it up if you want or drive/fly around like some punk kid in the 41st mil.

[spiralingcadaver]

Well, not to immediately break your rules, but:



Reasoning (not in orky talk b/c it's too much work):
-it's kind of like a super-fast battlewagon
-you can paint eyes on the air intake and it might kind of look like a face?
-the door's on the front, which is the only proper direction to be charging
-it's got a giant burna which can cut through just about anything, which warms your little mekboy heart
-there are missiles for general havok
-it's designed for ramming other tanks
-it would look better in red, with a jolly roger, for raiding
-it's extra loud

[MagickalMemories]

I'm thinking about the Necron flyer... Night Scythe(?)... the Transport...
Fly on in and let the Ork boys disembark like Necrons, right on top of an objective. Even better, do that with Ghaz, some Mega Armored Nobs w/ Invul saves and a Painboy! LOL

Eric

[optimusprime14]

A Monolith, paint it red to go fasta and it needs a huge belly gun!

[MagickalMemories]

A Monolith, paint it red to go fasta and it needs a huge belly gun!

You know, a Monolith really could make the base for a very interesting looking Stompa.

Eric

[kturock]

I was just going to say a monolith.

didn't think of the red paint... at 1st.

[jason1977]

if a stompa had a front door id love to loot a monolith. if GW made a Emperor Titan (and I could afford it) Id take 6 months to loot one of those.

Now IF the 40k world was real and I was walking around and stole something, Id take:

any baneblade variant and drive through bumper to bumper trafic

Corvex and street race anyone

a carnifex or two and release them in PETAs world HQs

[MagickalMemories]

if a stompa had a front door id love to loot a monolith.

It has one access point in the rear. Just turn the Monolith so the portal is in the back.

any baneblade variant and drive through bumper to bumper trafic

Don't you mean OVER bumper to bumper traffic? LOL


Eric

[jason1977]

any baneblade variant and drive through bumper to bumper trafic

Don't you mean OVER bumper to bumper traffic? LOL


Eric

you gonna argue with a baneblade??

[bluemeenie]

Well, not to immediately break your rules, but:



Reasoning (not in orky talk b/c it's too much work):
-it's kind of like a super-fast battlewagon
-you can paint eyes on the air intake and it might kind of look like a face?
-the door's on the front, which is the only proper direction to be charging
-it's got a giant burna which can cut through just about anything, which warms your little mekboy heart
-there are missiles for general havok
-it's designed for ramming other tanks
-it would look better in red, with a jolly roger, for raiding
-it's extra loud

I totally want to buy that thing and loot it out now.......is that forgeworld???

[TheOgreTyrant]

Yeah it's forgeworld. It costs approximately $147.55

[bluemeenie]

....for 147 dollars....it will be the most unlooted looking orc vehicle yet

hahahaa